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WHY  GOD MADE MUMS  


Answers  given  by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:  

Why  did God make mothers?  
1. She's the  only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
2. Mostly to clean  the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting  born.


What  ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out  of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one  dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from mens' bones.  Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did  God give you your mother and not some other Mum?  
1. We're  related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other  people's Mums like me.


What  kind of little girl was your Mum?
1. My Mum has always  been my Mum and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know  because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.  They say she used to be nice.


What did  Mum need to know about Dad before she married  him?  
1. His last  name.
2.. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?  Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a  year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?  


Why did  your Mum marry your Dad?
1. My Dad makes the best  spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot.
2. She got too  old to do anything else with him.
3. My Grandma says that Mum  didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's  the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn't want  to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such an idiot.
2. Mum.  You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the  bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to  do than Dad.

What's  the difference between Mums & Dads?
1. Mums work at work  and work at home and Dads just go to work at work.
2. Mums know  how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are  taller & stronger, but Mums have all the real power 'cause  that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your  friend's.
4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better  without medicine.


What  does your Mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers  don't have spare time.
2. To hear her talk, she pays bills  all day long.


What  would it take to make your Mum perfect?
1. On the inside  she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic  surgery.
2. You know, her hair. I'd die it, maybe  blue.  


If you  could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?  
1. She has  this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of  that.
2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was  my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like her to get  rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.  



WHEN  YOU STOP LAUGHING --
SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS,  GRANDMOTHERS, AUNTS and anyone else who has anything to do with  kids or just needs a good  laugh!!!

zo ,goed is mij engels ook weer niet!!!!!!!!!!!!

groetjes puck

Wat leuk is dit en sommige dingen heeeeel herkenbaar. Heb ooit eens een heeeeel klein boekje gekregen van mijn oudste dochter. Hier staan ook allerlei "waarheden" over moeders in.

groetjes, Joke

 geweldig die uitspraken!!! heb ook heerlijk zitten lachen en voorlezen aan baba (vader)! toen ik laatst tegen mijn dochtertje(3) zei; toen zat je nog in mijn buik kwam even later de reaktie; o, had je me toen opgegeten???

bedankt voor het delen! groetjes Ria

Wat zijn kinderen toch heerlijk "eerlijk" in hun uitspraken.

Maar ook volwassen zonen kunnen je soms verrassen ..... toen mijn zoon thuiskwam na 3 maanden in Jemen gewerkt te hebben, bracht hij een wandkleedje met deze tekst mee ...

GOD TOOK THE SUNSHINE FROM THE SKIES, 

AND MADE THE LOVELIGHT IN YOUR EYES,

FROM HONEYED FLOWERS, HE TOOK THE DEW,

AND MADE YOUR TEARS, UNSELFISH TRUE,

UPON A ROCK, YOUR FAITH HE BUILT,

WITH ANGEL PRAYERS, YOUR BREATH HE FILLED,

AND WITH HIS LOVE, MADE YOURS DIVINE,

BUT BEST OF ALL, HE MADE YOU MINE.

Dan schieten de tranen ook in je ogen als je zoiets krijgt van een volwassen kerel.

Het hangt nu na bijna 30 jaar nog steeds aan de muur !